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| Dads Will Love 'A Cow in The Pool' |
| Murphy's Law - "whatever can possible go
wrong will" - rings especially true with cows, contends New York dairyman
Joe Peck.
Here are the ones he's been able to identify: • When two cows are due on the same day, the one left out in the freestall area will always freshen before one you put in the well bedded box stall. • When sorting cattle, the one you want will always be cut off by the one you don't want. • The cows are always down on milk on test day. • The breeder only calls in early on the days you call in late. • If your wife insists that you finish chores early for a special event, either the motor will burn up on the vacuum pump or some catastrophe will force you to call the vet. His "Peck's corollary" is: "If there is no deadline, chores will be uneventful and you will finish right on schedule. • The wetter the lawn, the greater the chance the cows will get out during the night. This is just one of the gems this Saratoga Springs, New
York producer shares in a new book titled, "A Cow In The Pool and Udder
Humorous Farm Stories." At $19 (which covers tax and postage), it's the
perfect Father's Day gift - one guaranteed to keep Dad's eyes open when he
relaxes in his recliner after evening chores. This 232-page compilation of
over 100 entertaining tales and tractor musings by Joe is good medicine
for those days when the price of milk drops, it rains on the hay and your
highest producer steps on a teat. |
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| Knee-deep in manure: Reporter learns what it takes to be a farmer |
| I was a soldier in a mine field looking for a downed
comrade whose very life depended on getting a yellow ear tag. Or, at
least, that's what I told myself as I pushed through the slurry of manure
trying to keep my breakfast down. I was flanked on either side by black-and-white rear ends, but like a good soldier, I pushed on, praying to God that my $14 Wal-Mart boots would hold out. And then, in the dim light of the cow barn, I spotted No. 926, and sure enough, she was missing one of her tags. To an outsider, just making it through one day at a dairy farm can feel like a "Saving Private Ryan"-scale achievement. But to guys like Joe Peck, it is just another day at work. Full Story |
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| Laugh till the Cows Come Home Reading Joe Peck's Udder Nonsense |
| Saratoga County author Joe Peck doesn't mind if people say he's
"milking" his life as a dairy farmer for all it's worth -- just as
long as they "laugh until the cows come home when they turn the pages of
his book." Aptly titled "A Cow in the Pool & Udder Humorous Farm
Stories," Peck's knee-slapping 230-page collection of musings draws upon
his experiences at Peckhaven Farm. Full Story |